Posted by: thedailycrazy | July 30, 2009

I don’t have

I’ve been away for a few months. I’m back with this thought:

I don’t have a brand new combine harvester.

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Posted by: thedailycrazy | April 7, 2009

Statue That Breathes

Why won't you breathe!

Why won't you breathe!

There is a statue of a man on horseback near to where I live. It stands on its own at the crest of a hill.

The horse is lifting its leg, with its mouth open, looking a little wild.

An electric wire runs up to the statue but there are no lights. I hope that there is an electric fire generation machine inside the horse and that it breathes fire at night.

I doubt it, but hope exists.

Posted by: thedailycrazy | April 7, 2009

When you close your eyes…

You know those shapes you see when you shut your eyes really tight? Shapes, squiggles, dots… and sometimes whole things that you were looking at a while ago, like a screensaver of the eyes.

The other day I closed my eyes tight and saw a pack of Mother’s Pride Muffins. Strange thing.

Haunting my dreams

Haunting my dreams

Posted by: thedailycrazy | April 7, 2009

Bass Quartet

Four bass guitars. Nothing else. I think that would be fun.

Posted by: thedailycrazy | April 6, 2009

This Haiku

This Haiku

Is a simple Haiku

This Haiku

Posted by: thedailycrazy | April 6, 2009

An Office Game

Photocopy something. Photocopy the photocopy. Photocopy that photocopy. And so on.

You are doing this for a reason. To bet on how many photocopies it will take until illegibility is reached.

Unbeatable fun.

Posted by: thedailycrazy | April 6, 2009

Dream Involving Knitting

I can’t knit. I have not often observed knitting. Last week I had a dream where I was knitting. Whilst doing the luge.

Weft and warp, weft and warp

Weft and warp, weft and warp

Posted by: thedailycrazy | April 6, 2009

Opposite Impressions

A TV show where you have to make yourself as UNLIKE the person you are impersonating as possible. Then people have to guess who you are.

The magic is back.

Posted by: thedailycrazy | April 2, 2009

The Empty Post

Posted by: thedailycrazy | March 18, 2009

A Blog a day is mighty hard

I have some catching up to do. Anyone who wants to help, throw a crazy idea at me. Today’s comment could be tomorrow’s post. Let’s be honest, it WILL be tomorrow’s post.┬áIn these tough times we need to pull together.

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